1. The founder of a specialized day-care center in Madison, Wisconsin says her yoga classes for dogs have been a surprise success. The dogs’ favorite pose? Downward human.
2. A man received an eight-month suspended jail sentence Monday for rolling a half million or so rubber balls down Rome’s famed Spanish Steps. “That’s the most balls I’ve ever seen coming at me,” said one witness to the account. “Nah, I’ve seen more”, said my slutty ex-girlfriend.
3. Residents of a mountainous region in Switzerland say naked hikers are not welcome, and have proclaimed it by a show of hands. Unfortunately, the naked hikers were able to raise more appendages.