1. A researcher at England’s Newcastle University says cows with names tend to be happier and more productive than their nameless fellow cows.  I bet the ones named “Cheeseburger” or “Filet” aren’t that happy.
2. Flight attendants for Spirit Airlines are angry and want the company to pull a series of sexually suggestive advertisements.  Personally, I see nothing wrong with their ad…. “Fly Spirit.  Bone a stewardess”!  They’re so touchy.
3. Chinese archaeologists say they’ve found ancient cave houses that may be the earliest made by man.  How do they know it was a man’s dwelling?  Their was a mattress on the ground, an Atari 2600 BC, and only ketchup and beer in the icebox.
4. A member of a polygamist sect in Texas repeatedly invoked his Fifth Amendment rights in a custody case.  Of course, having five wives… he’s used to not speaking.
5. No suit jacket in the Oval Office is just one example of how U.S. President Barack Obama is departing from George Bush’s traditions.  Another example… Doing stuff.